As per standard procedure on Thursdays, the Vikings available will travel to Hutton Orbital to get the news first. As the news will have to travel many, many lightyears to get to us all in the far reaches of the galaxy.
Myself and CMDR Oxforth arrived at the studio door only to find it locked.- and Cecil B. Trumpington inside.
The broadcast went out regardless, and was recorded. We seized a copy before we left the station.
https://soundcloud.com/huttonorbital/hutton-orbital-not-the-2030-news-11th-august-2016